It’s like we’re right back at Cyber Monday only the weather is nicer and it’s Tuesday, which means Shoesday which means there’s no better time to collage like it’s a sport and exploit fancy shoes than right here and now. I don’t know if you’re wondering where I am but the answer is inside a motorhome wearing assloads of extensions in my hair while also somewhat exhausted because I spent most of yesterday dancing and falling, falling and dancing and then ultimately looking space age meets figureskater at the CFDA awards alongside Rebecca Minkoff and Hilary Rhoda. When we stood in height order I was at the end of the line, this made me very uncomfortable but that’s a beast to tackle another time. What we have here, friends, are ten pair of shoes. Ten. All on sale and waiting for your feet. I already took the plunge on a certain pair of plastic open toe brogues a la Oscar de le Renta, see: Manstagram, but what will you do? WWYD? Here’s a loot.
From top left: Oscar de la Renta plastic brogue heels, Dolce and Gabbana leather woven sandals, Oscar de la Renta yellow wedges, Stella McCartney pink and red lucite heels, Michael Kors kork heeled platforms, Isabel Marant Rio sandals, Proenza Schouler wedges, Gucci fire engine loafers, Marni embellished mid-heels, Charlotte Olympia tropical pumps. Not for anything, Yoox is doing some rad shit too, see: Laurence Dacade canvas booties.
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